1st and foremost- get your own bag of candy

At this very moment I am figuring things out- like what the hell to do with a blog and what the difference is between this and an online journal. I suppose I decided to start this because I have a lot to say and rather then write it and bottle it up on my hard drive I decided I'd share it with whomever decides to waste their time on my thoughts.

Like the Mein Kampf this is rather autobiographical, (probably comical) and while not exactly political it will be filled with my own personal propaganda.

With that in mind, let me introduce you to myself. Hi.

I am rude and crude and not apologetic for it. I don't intend to offend but often do and if you sit next to me on the bus I will do my best not to talk to you. I will however spend my time talking to the crazy lady that smells like a million stinky shoes about the deep issues concerning eating spaghetti with a spoon. I will laugh at people falling down but probably not your jokes. I find social niceties particularly cumbersome and will avoid them when possible. I don't like social drama but love it in books and movies*. If I have to tell you twice I've forgotten who you are. I'm attempting to get educated but am finding that I'm getting schooled more often then I am learning.


I hope these details assist you in some way, otherwise I just wasted my time.

*It has to be good books and movies or it is just as dumb as normal drama.